Fridge or Fury: Florida Divided on the Fate of their 4th of July BBQ Ketchup
Alright, folks, gather ’round for a saucy debate that’s been rocking the internet: should your beloved Florida 4th of July BBQ ketchup be locked up in the cold embrace of your fridge or left to bask in the warm comforts of room temperature? I know, it’s a real head-scratcher. But fear not, because According the the New York Post, Heinz’s U.K. division took it upon themselves to settle this question by conducting a Twitter poll. Yeah, that’s how serious things have gotten.
Now, before we dive into the poll results, let’s address the obvious here. We’re talking about Heinz U.K., people. The land of crumpets, tea, and driving on the wrong side of the road. Sure, they may know a thing or two about charming accents, but do their ketchup customs hold any sway in our sunny slice of America known as Florida?
According to the poll, a mere 55% of respondents claimed to be fridge enthusiasts when it comes to ketchup storage. But here’s the kicker: we’re not even sure if those voters are Floridians or just a bunch of cheeky Brits. So, take those numbers with a grain of salt. Or should I say, a dollop of ketchup?
Now, some people despise the idea of cold ketchup assaulting their taste buds. They argue that restaurants leave their ketchup bottles hanging around at room temperature, so why can’t we? But let’s think about it for a moment. Those restaurant ketchup bottles aren’t playing the long game. They get used up faster so they don’t have time to gather dust. And guess what? Heinz, the big ketchup authority, says that the chilly confines of your fridge are indeed the prime real estate for their red, tangy elixir.
Where do you keep yours? It has to be… in the fridge!
— Heinz (@HeinzUK) June 28, 2023
Ketchup Masters:
Heinz UK took to Twitter to drop a knowledge bomb on all of us, stating, and I quote, “FYI: Ketchup goes in the FRIDGE!!” Well, alrighty then. Not only that, but a Heinz spokesperson (which is probably just someone who really loves ketchup and got a fancy title) chimed in, claiming that refrigeration is the “best way to maintain” the flavor we all know and love. So there you have it, straight from the ketchup kingpin’s mouth.
Now, I’m not here to tell you how to live your life. If you want to risk the wrath of room temperature ketchup, go ahead. But remember, Heinz has spoken. They’re like the Jedi Master Yoda of the condiment world. So maybe, just maybe, trust the experts on this one.
So, as you gear up for your Florida 4th of July BBQ, armed with burgers, hot dogs, and thirst for ketchup-related knowledge, remember the great ketchup debate. To refrigerate or not to refrigerate? That is the question. And though opinions may be different, at least we can all agree on one thing: ketchup makes everything better, no matter where it rests its saucy self.