Florida Cops: Man’s Daring Move to Hide Ammo Behind His Balls
Florida Cops recently revealed a man’s daring Move to Hide Ammo Behind His Balls. Oh, it’s a story that will make you wonder, “Why would anyone think to hide a bullet beneath their testicles?” Well, let me introduce you to Michael Keanu Brennen, the mastermind behind this comically misguided plan.
According to the Smoking Gun, It all started when Brennen decided to embark on a luxurious 17-night vacation in Indian Rocks Beach. Now, I don’t know about you, but if I’m going to enjoy a seaside getaway, I’d rather not have my accommodations funded by stolen credit card information. But hey, to each their own, right?
Florida cops caught this idiot red-handed at his vacation rental, surrounded by a treasure trove of fake identities.
We’re talking driver’s licenses, checks, social security cards, credit cards—the whole shebang. But the real kicker came during the booking process at the jailhouse. As the officers kindly reminded Brennen of the consequences of smuggling contraband, he claimed he was as clean as a whistle. Unfortunately for him, his luck had run out.
It turns out he had a surprise waiting down below—a live bullet nestled comfortably beneath his testicles.
I can only imagine the look on the deputy’s face as he made this peculiar discovery. “Yep, that’s a bullet under your balls, sir. Can’t say I’ve seen that one before.”
Of course, Brennen’s ingenious plan earned him an additional felony charge for smuggling contraband into a detention facility. But hey, at least the bullet hadn’t been fired yet, right? I guess you could say his plan had… a certain explosive potential.
In the end, Brennen managed to secure his freedom by posting a hefty bond. But I have a feeling this won’t be the last we hear of him. With his knack for creative criminality, Florida cops will have him back in the headlines sooner rather than later.
You Aren’t A True Floridian Until You’ve Done These 9 Things
Were you born and raised here in the good ol’ state of Florida? Or at least lived here for 20 years? Well, if that’s the case then you are a true Floridian and you’ve definitely done all these nine things listed below! If you thought visiting the capital was on this list, keep thinking. Visiting Tallahassee is not on the list of things that make you a true Floridian. Fort Myers? Maybe.
What truly makes you a Floridian is going through some dumb, slightly serious, yet dangerous life experiences. A good example of that would be hunkering down for a category 1-2 hurricane instead of evacuating and seeing an alligator in the wild. This list doesn’t include visiting an amusement park like Disney World or Universal Studios. This list is full of true silly things us Floridians have done and experienced while living here. Scroll down below to see the entire list!
Why Move To Florida and become a True Floridian?
First and foremost, Florida is home to stunning beaches. There’s over 1,350 miles of coastline with pristine white sand, turquoise water, and extremely hot weather. One of the most famous places is Miami Beach to the very glamorous South Beach each one is amazing in it’s own way. The Gulf Coast beaches like Clearwater and Siesta Key are just as beautiful. It doesn’t matter what you’re looking for, there is a perfect beach for everyone. Visitors can enjoy different water activities like snorkeling, jet skiing, or just tanning in the hot sun.
Tampa ranks #2 on the list of Florida family vacations! Out of 400 towns in Florida they looked at hotel prices, number of restaurants, certain attractions including watersport and amusement parks. Florida is undeniably one of the best vacation destinations in the entire world. There’s tons of reasons why Florida continues to attract millions of visitors every year. From its stunning beaches, vibrant cities and diverse wildlife there’s always something fun to do. They have thrilling theme parks and offer a wide range of attractions for anyone’s travel interests and preferences. Scroll down to see all nine things that make you a true Floridian.
Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.
