Waffle House Heist: Woman Disguised as Employee Pulls Off Daring Robbery
She might not be from our neck of the woods, but this mysterious lady is giving off serious “Florida Woman” vibes. A breakfast time Waffle House heist recently went down, leaving the local police scratching their heads. It happened in Clayton County, Georgia. Our sneaky culprit, posing as a Waffle House employee, managed to swipe some cash from the register.
According to Fox Business, during the dinner rush, the undercover waffle cook… I mean crook, seamlessly blended in with the real Waffle House crew for a solid two hours. How she managed to pull off this stunt remains a head-scratcher. Surveillance footage spills the syrupy details as she skillfully opens the register tablet, grabbing an unknown amount of cash… Her fingers, were as sticky as the syrup!
The real puzzler here is how this impostor slipped in for a two-hour shift without raising a single eyebrow. My hunch? Perhaps she dazzled everyone with some killer hash browns, eggs, and cheese—ushering in a state of breakfast bliss at Waffle House. Works on me every time. Or it’s as simple as the other workers were too busy crafting those delicious waffles to notice.
Waffle House assures us they’re working hand in hand with the law to crack this breakfast bandit case. The on-duty manager, claims they had no clue who she was. Really? No one noticed? If you ask me, that’s just too eggstraordinary. The saga of the Waffle House heist continues, leaving us all hungry for answers.
My Favorite Waffle House Fight Video Dropped One Year Ago Today
What’s with Waffle House lately? I keep looking, but we’re not seeing any really good fight scenes. Now to be clear, I’m not looking for people to get hurt, but I miss the craziness. Last month in Virginia a woman got shot, but there’s no video of the fight. Also, like I said, we’re not looking for people to get hurt. Just Waffle House fight video craziness. Especially Florida Waffle House craziness – my favorite.
So what’s My Favorite Waffle House Fight Video?
Before we get to that, maybe here’s some insight on why we’ve seeing less fight videos. The Waffle House employees are fed up. Not just with the fights, but with their situation. They want $25/hr, pay, security in all stores, an end to mandatory meal deductions. The third demand is the one that caught me. So they have to pay for a meal whether or not they eat at the restaurant? I’ve worked at many restaurants and pizza places and I don’t recall ever paying for a meal. Sure, there were some hard nosed bosses that said you needed to pay for food, but we always found a way around that. At Waffle House it’s automatically taken from your check.
So maybe there’s some compassion for the employees right now. They really do go through a lot. So I’ll put my favorite Waffle House fight video below. And no one got hurt in the video. If you’re at work, watch the sound. There’s a LOT of words in these videos that could get you in trouble with HR.
First, since it’s the holiday season, let’s check some of the runner-ups.
Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.
