Palm Bay Florida Man’s Dire Need for Taco Bell Lands Him in Jail
Jevon Jackson, a 22-year-old Palm Bay Florida man, has officially taken the crown for the most ludicrous reason to break the speed limit.
According to Fox 35, Jevon was traveling at a lightning-fast speed of 100 mph in a 40-mph zone with not one, not two, but three children in his car! Now, normally one would expect someone who is driving with three kids to take it easy and ensure their safety. But not Jevon, oh no. This guy had a mission – to get his girlfriend to a job interview at Taco Bell. I mean, who wouldn’t risk the lives of children for a chance at a fast-food job? Look at those priorities! Talk about making a run for the boarder!
Palm Bay Police:
It’s not every day that you see someone barreling down the road like a bat out of hell with a car full of children, all while trying to score a job at a fast-food restaurant. But hey, Jevon’s gotta do what Jevon’s gotta do, right? It’s almost like he thought, “If I can’t get my girlfriend to this job interview on time, how will she ever earn the money to buy me a Crunchwrap Supreme?”
Luckily, the Palm Bay police were quick to catch him before he could cause any serious harm to himself or others on the road. Jevon now faces a slew of charges, including reckless driving and child neglect. He also gets a gold medal for driving with a suspended license, which is like the ultimate trifecta of bad driving.
In conclusion, folks, let’s take a moment to reflect on Jevon’s wild Taco Bell adventure. We can all learn a valuable lesson from this story. Sometimes it’s best to just take it slow and savor life’s moments, even if that means missing out on a chalupa.