Nude Awakening: Florida Couple Arrested For Causeway Coitus
While some people chase success or yearn for adventure, some just like to get it on. One Florida couple liked getting frisky in the buff on a causeway in Dunedin, Florida, under the Floridian moonlight.
According to the Smoking Gun, it went down on at the causeway over St. Joseph Sound. That’s when Sara Fazekas and Robert Clarke decided to leave their mark on the world. Witnesses, likely at a loss for words, described their rendezvous as “crack to sack, going to town.” The worst part is thatthe Florida couple didn’t seem to care who saw them. Including some kids.
Clarke, the idiotic master of public displays, showed “zero remorse” when the authorities crashed the party. He even had the guts to claim that the kid shouldn’t be on the causeway, but at home instead! Wow. This guy knows how to shift blame like a pro.
In addition, Fazekas, aside from her exposure charges, got slapped with a narcotics charge for stashing Clonazepam pills in an Altoids container. Fresh breath motivation for their outdoor escapade, perhaps? Your guess is as good as mine.
Now, as for Clarke, he’s a regular in the legal drama scene. A registered sex offender with a past prison stint for child pornography. He defended himself back then, calling those images a part of his “fantasy world” and swearing he’d never hurt any child. Well, engaging in a public sex on a causeway isn’t exactly a shining example of responsible adult behavior.
In the grand finale, Fazekas strutted away after forking out $2150 in bail money, while Clarke, facing lewd and lascivious exhibition charges, landed himself a $50,000 bond and a judge’s stern order to stay far away from children.
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